Buyers beware: the 22cm Laboratory Misfit Fugglers are funny-ugly monsters that will ruin your life and warm your heart with their mischievous antics and straight-up bonkers appearance.
Our world leading Fuggler research lab attempted to tame some Fugglers with some harmless experimentation, but one little experiment went a bit wrong and the Fugglers saw their chance for escape (I dont know why we bother). These mischievous Fugglers broke out of their test tubes, made a mess everywhere and escaped from the lab. Now theyre wreaking havoc everywhere they go and creating even more of a mess than normal with their wacky colours and weird markings.
You may think Sir Belch looks kind of hypnotic, but we know he’s really just psychotic. This psychedelic psycho has green slitted eyes, gruesome human-like teeth and a bright pink tongue poke out its horrid mouth.
You can recognise these creepy creatures with their signature BUTT-on hole, human-like teeth, vacant eyes and disturbing demeanour.
Take a hot second to consider why you are actively sabotaging your own happiness. If you still think it’s a good idea to adopt a Fuggler (don’t say we didn’t warn you), then make sure you choose wisely. If you do find one that repulses you less than the others, be quick as you may never get a chance to adopt that Fuggler again.
Be sure to choose wisely and pick the Fuggler that repulses you the least… or most – we won’t judge your lifestyle choices.
